sorrynotguilty | IC Inbox

[Attached, there is a picture of a Hawaiian landscape that contains the following text handwritten]

Dear Megatron,

You are cordially invited to a luau next Friday at the beach of Nautilus in the Eastern District. We'll be there the whole day long, so please feel free to arrive at any time.

Your friend

Lilo

Megatron, Soundwave's brought something to my attention that we need to discuss. Let me know when you have a moment.

(1) Is Sentinel Prime under your protection? He's getting on my nerves, and I'm getting tired of him hiding behind your name. If he lays a hand on me, he's not getting the hand back.

(2) Is that new Bumblebee one of your guys over at the Beacon under your protection? 'Cause if he attacks me for no good reason, I ain't going to just stand there and take it. I count "trying to arrest me for imaginary crimes" as attacking me for no good reason, so maybe counsel him to go for a drive and chill out or something. Instead of appointing himself chief Autobot law enforcement officer and know-nothing.

Good day, Megatron. I'm afraid something still inconclusive has come up regarding my health, and Knock Out is insisting I spend a couple of days in the Medbay, so I won't be able to keep up with my usual work. I'll make up for as soon as I'm released.

[Who knows how Mokuren got into his office, but she probably talked some one in to letting her in.

Either way Megatron is going to find a decent sized plant in there. Some sort of carnvious type. And it has a note attached:

Dear Megatron,

You shouldn't be so hard on yourself. And I think you need more in your life, but since you don't seem to enjoy people I thought this would work instead.

It seems small now, but don't worry, I told it to grow extra big for you. It'll stay strong while you learn how to take care of it. Which I hope you do. I'll be disappointed otherwise!

Sincerely,

Your friend Mokuren]

[He thought maybe if he ignored it he would feel less bad but nope. This was never not going to be awkward so he would just get it over with.]

Sorry I kept touching you the other day.

I'm almost afraid to ask, but what in the world did you say to Pipes? He's texting me from the shower and it's really awkward.

[ Drift is going to make this as formal as possible because he's feeling a little cheeky today. It happens when he's in a good mood, and he's been given plenty reason to be in a good mood. ]

Megatron. I hope you're available. I need to discuss something of the utmost importance. Our future depends on it.

RING RING RING RING MAGNUS PHONE

[Text]

pretend this happened like last month [text]

About CERTAIN Autobots..

[Audio]

Left in his office

text | a bit after the gag reel storm

[text] im sry but nah

[CF] [audio]