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[sorrynotguilty]

"Leave a message at the tone."

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RING RING RING RING MAGNUS PHONE

[onlytwoexpressions]

OH NO

[sorrynotguilty]

Yes, Magnus?

Re: OH NO

[onlytwoexpressions]

I just had a very interesting conversation with Drift.

Something to the tune of Brainstorm being a Decepticon spy.

[sorrynotguilty]

I neglected to mention it to you, didn't I? [ oops. ] It wasn't done on purpose and I had thought you knew already.

[Text]

[spaceohana]

[Attached, there is a picture of a Hawaiian landscape that contains the following text handwritten]

Dear Megatron,

You are cordially invited to a luau next Friday at the beach of Nautilus in the Eastern District. We'll be there the whole day long, so please feel free to arrive at any time.

Your friend

Lilo

pretend this happened like last month [text]

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

Megatron, Soundwave's brought something to my attention that we need to discuss. Let me know when you have a moment.

[sorrynotguilty]

Any time you are free, I am as well.

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

In that case, I'll be over in a few minutes. This is important.

About CERTAIN Autobots..

[kingoftheroad]

(1) Is Sentinel Prime under your protection? He's getting on my nerves, and I'm getting tired of him hiding behind your name. If he lays a hand on me, he's not getting the hand back.

(2) Is that new Bumblebee one of your guys over at the Beacon under your protection? 'Cause if he attacks me for no good reason, I ain't going to just stand there and take it. I count "trying to arrest me for imaginary crimes" as attacking me for no good reason, so maybe counsel him to go for a drive and chill out or something. Instead of appointing himself chief Autobot law enforcement officer and know-nothing.

[sorrynotguilty]

First of all, I would highly suggest not approaching me in such a hostile manner. Declaring that you are going to cause them bodily harm if they don't abide by your wishes is not conducive to having me straighten them out.

[ getting that out of the way. don't come into here threatening anyone. that's not going to help you. ]

No one is going to be offered any protection if they cross the line, Motormaster. If you have not done anything wrong, then they have no reason to attempt to arrest you nor harass you in Sentinel's case. If they do, then you are free to use reasonable force in self defense. Otherwise I will be there.

However a perceived threat from your person is not to be ignored either. Mind what comes out of your vocalizer.

[kingoftheroad]

[contrite] Sorry, sir.

I ain't killed any citizens yet, sir. Even when I was attacked and had to defend myself. I do understand 'reasonable force'--no killing 'em once you got 'em down or disabled.

[aggrieved] Ratchet knew I was just joking--I'm Medbay Security, slaggit! It's my duty to protect Medbay staff from other people, not break 'em myself! Sir. Ratchet and I sorted that out when he first arrived.

If third parties get their T-cogs in a jam over stuff that don't concern them, how the slag is that my problem?

[Audio]

[sirdorkimus]

Good day, Megatron. I'm afraid something still inconclusive has come up regarding my health, and Knock Out is insisting I spend a couple of days in the Medbay, so I won't be able to keep up with my usual work. I'll make up for as soon as I'm released.

audio

[sorrynotguilty]

Optimus. Explain. Do not make me coax Knock Out into telling me.

audio | locked

[sirdorkimus]

[He's going to lock this message for Megatron's optics--ear receptors only, just in case]

I apologize for the vagueness, but we still don't know what it's causing it.

[And if KO has found out something, he hasn't tell OP yet]

Furthermore, after I sent you the previous message, I received a communication for the Ascended community. Several of them--us--have been showing the same symptoms, Cybertronians and organics alike. Prolonged fatigue and plant grow in our bodies. No one knows the cause, except it's not a storm.

Left in his office

[kiche]

[Who knows how Mokuren got into his office, but she probably talked some one in to letting her in.

Either way Megatron is going to find a decent sized plant in there. Some sort of carnvious type. And it has a note attached:

Dear Megatron,

You shouldn't be so hard on yourself. And I think you need more in your life, but since you don't seem to enjoy people I thought this would work instead.

It seems small now, but don't worry, I told it to grow extra big for you. It'll stay strong while you learn how to take care of it. Which I hope you do. I'll be disappointed otherwise!

Sincerely,

Your friend Mokuren]

[sorrynotguilty]

[ what on... see, this is why no one needs to override his security locks on his door. now Megatron is just going to have to discuss with someone how to make sure that no unwanted individuals can get in... honestly!

...this could have been anyone really. If Mokuren had mentioned her plan to some of his crew, they'd have readily helped her to do this.

Megatron stares down the plant. then starts to rub his optics.

what is he getting himself into here? ]

text | a bit after the gag reel storm

[quietone]

[He thought maybe if he ignored it he would feel less bad but nope. This was never not going to be awkward so he would just get it over with.]

Sorry I kept touching you the other day.

text

[sorrynotguilty]

There is nothing to apologize for. You were not yourself.

text

[quietone]

That may be, but my actions caused you discomfort nonetheless. That is what I am sorry for.

[He knows the tentacles freak people out a lot and would normally never bust them out on a first date and typically refrains from grabbing people with them outside of a fight for that reason...]

[text] im sry but nah

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

I'm almost afraid to ask, but what in the world did you say to Pipes? He's texting me from the shower and it's really awkward.

text

[sorrynotguilty]

He asked a question and I answered.

Re: text

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

What could he have possibly asked you that would have led to this?

[CF] [audio]

[alwaysadrift]

[ Drift is going to make this as formal as possible because he's feeling a little cheeky today. It happens when he's in a good mood, and he's been given plenty reason to be in a good mood. ]

Megatron. I hope you're available. I need to discuss something of the utmost importance. Our future depends on it.

audio

[sorrynotguilty]

[ why so formal? it puts Megatron on edge. just a little. ]

I am. Is something wrong, Drift?

audio

[alwaysadrift]

That remains to be seen. Can I see you in my quarters? I'd prefer not the have this conversation in a digital space.

[ Very curt. ]